Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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