Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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