I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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