But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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