You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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