i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
