i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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