He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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