apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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