The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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