I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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