it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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