Will you blow on my dice?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I will pee on everything he values.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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