am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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