My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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