ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You need a sexual gate keeper
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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