Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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