took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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