I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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