Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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