don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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