The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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