At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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