I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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