i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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