At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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