Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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