I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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