I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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