Already got asked if we're dating
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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