i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You coming home soon, man?
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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