glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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