You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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