No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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