I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
