hotel room ftw
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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