it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
high people should be assigned attendants
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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