naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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