So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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