Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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