she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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