Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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