I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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