Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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