You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
there is glitter all over my balls
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