id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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