I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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