Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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