im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think im going to throw up on grandma
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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