she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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