You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
do herpes really smell.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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