doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His nipple licking is glorious
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