I'm going to rape someone's good day.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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