Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
please come you make the beer taste better
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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