are you still at the devil's house?
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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