apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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