so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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